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Censorship is never right.

Info on the issue with Amazon at the Smart Bitches

I actually went outside today for a non-job reason! Yay me!

So I take my lovely love Miss Macbook to the library so that I can 1. Say that I have gotten out of the house 2. Revel in the joy of moving with my computer and 3. Get some work done in a place with windows 'cause my room doesn't have any.

What do I end up doing? Using up the faboo wireless the Brooklyn Public Library has. I need a work ethic or something. :)

On a related note the BPL is trying to get by in these hard depression days and so they are asking for donations during their three month long Support Our Shelves campaign. Every little bit helps and really the BPL is an absolutely amazing entity and an important part of Brooklyn.

The Mighty Miss B!

I made a hero version of myself over at Hero Factory, which is not far off from the actual me.

For WSW

But for real though... if you need some help with the baseball bat or anything, holla at ya girl.

The return of the girl.

I've been writing. Just not here. :)

Music: Erykah Badu feat Stephen Marley "I'm In Love With You"

Maaaaaaaaaan, that Marley voice... it's like a caress. And the guitar is sweet, too. Not the obvious acoustic one. That one's nice, but the other one you have to listen for. Fine and right.

John Stewart: Still waiting on the Fourth Estate to grow a pair.

Remember how people thought that the Daily Show wouldn't have anything to talk about once bush left? Well they were wrong. Because anywhere fucknuttery exists John Stewart will be there, pointing out the funny.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

In Cramer We Trust

Daily Show Full Episodes
Important Things With Demetri Martin

Political Humor
Economic Crisis

My Obsession Continues...

Star Trek: May 8th



Terminator: Salvation: May 21st



X-Men Origins: Wolverine: May 1st



Note: May is going to be flipping fantabulous! But should I see them all when they immediately come out or should I leave something to look forward to throughout the summer? Oh bugger it. I'll see them all multiple times.

Music: Jay-Z feat. Chris Martin "Beach Chair"

You know, I'm not sure about this one yet. Imma need to listen a few dozen times to see if I like it...



Hat tip to Creole in DC for the song.

Two Random (movie) things.

1. Robert Downey Jr. will be playing Sherlock Holmes.

2. Johnny Depp and Christian "Do I rearrange your fucking lights?" Bale, in Pubic Enemies Public Enemies:



So many movies to watch this year. So happy!

*Miss B passes out from joy*


eta: That was one hell of a Freudian slip! Lol.

I'm on mini vacay.

My boss told me not to come in to work today so I can finally get rid of this bronchitis. Bless her heart.

You know what this means, of course. Extra time today with my new love Mr. Macbook, who arrived on Thursday.

Sen. Claire McCaskill is gangsta

How to son Senate Republicans:
Step 1: Tell the truth.
Step 2: Tell truth with attitude.
Step 3: Look good doing it.

Crapola on a stick.

I am a movie assassin bitches!

I saw Watchmen last night and I am still really pissed about it. That movie was awful. I had a better time watching Wanted than I did that superhero crapfest last night. Why was Wanted better than Watchmen? Because Wanted eventually ended, whereas Watchmen just went on and on and on and on... It was three hours long. Three hours of pure agony. When I was sixteen I was partially paralyzed for two months. Those two months went by faster than the three hours I spent trapped in that movie theatre last night.

I could be angry at Clamato, who was soooooo excited to see this movie, but I don't have it in me. It would be like kicking a kid whose balloon just flew away. Just cruel. Much like the experience of having that crap on celluloid beamed into my brain.

Yes I am still angry. And I am sure that there are many upset and broken-hearted nerds walking the streets today. So watch out. If you see a sad nerd, give them a hug. If they look angry, just walk away, they're having a Watchmen flashback. Much like an acid trip, Watchmen flashbacks can overcome you for decades after the fact. A whole generation of geekdom may have been lost to that waste of lights and makeup.

How bad was Watchmen? A few delectable examples of its crapitude:
1. Oh my God! The soundtrack of Doom! It was like a superhero Forrest Gump, but bad. What the fuck was Simon and Garfunkel doing in an action movie? Why? The entire theatre laughed their asses off during the main love scene because of the song playing during it. What song? This song.


2. How do you faithfully reproduce all of the most useless scenes from the original material and leave out the most important? It was three hours of minutia and fifteen minutes of WTF plot. An editor, you needz one!
3. The chick who played the main female part should never be allowed to act again. Ever. That is not hyperbole. The only thing worse than her horrible acting was the terrible weave she was wearing. (BTW tie your long ass hair back when you are fighting demented hordes!)
4. The gore. I missed large swathes of this crap hiding behind my hands from all of the appendages that were being sawed off. There was viscera! Hanging from the ceiling!
5. It was so bad that at a certain point I wondered if the director had set out to make a satire of superhero movies. Like maybe we were being punked?

There was more but I am trying to have less anger in my life in the '09. I'm just gonna chalk this one up to the game and move on. But the scars remain my friend. My condolences to Alan Moore.

A Shiv under the ribs or don't mess with J. Stew.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

CNBC Gives Financial Advice

Daily Show Full Episodes
Important Things With Demetri Martin

Political Humor
Joke of the Day

Don't fuck with John Stewart. He will shiv you. Enjoy.

Holy nerd joy, Batman!

G.I. Joe movie + Channing Tatum hawtness = It's a great year to be a nerd.

Balance

Focus on this if you can't read what's below. Lol!

Random Smut

Did I mention that I write? Well, I do. Here is a little snippet I wrote for a contest on the incomparable Ms. Alison Tyler's blog. I am thinking of expanding it to a longer short story. And to preface 1. If you can't handle a little dirty, do not read the following story. Go look at the lolcat below. 2. This story is unedited and rough. 3. Commentary is welcome. :)


Office Hours ©

I fucking hate facial hair. That shit ruins a man’s face. I likes ‘em clean. Stubble’s good, too. Rough against your thighs, clit. A little burn ain’t never hurt nobody.

But Professor Northman’s got this moustache. It’s cornsilk blond. Man looks like a motherfucking Viking. Makes me wanna be a Norman village. Pillage this.

Damn, he’s touching the ‘stache. Smoothing it down. I squirm, pressing my bare ass against the wooden seat of my chair. My cunt touches the cold wood and I moan. He smiles. Shit, did he hear me? Nah. But I open my brown legs a little wider, my plaid skirt rides up, and I grind a little into the chair. I hope he can smell me. All the way across his fucking desk, smell my wet pussy.

All college profs have office hours and no one ever goes. But I need help. He comes to stand in front of his desk, and I’m at cock level.

“Miss Hill.” That voice. My fucking nipples could cut glass. “I’m surprised to see you. Students usually come to me when they’re failing. But you’re doing well.” Another smile. “How can I help you?”

I stand up. Lick my lips. Want to lick his cock.

I tell him. Everything. His mouth on my cunny, his dick up my ass. Fuck me. Please come on my face. “Would you, sir?”

He leans over ‘til his moustache tickles my ear. Licks it. Pinches a hard nipple. Shit. “Lock the door.”

“Yes, sir.”

Get me her afro stat!

Random as hell video about jeans. Like I give a flying duck. But chick has a FIERCE afro! Me wantee!

Music: Fela Kuti "Fefe Naa Efe"

Dear Minister Faust,

Thanks for writing about this song. And so far, the Coyote Kings are kicking ass.

Sincerely,
Miss B

Be ok, okay?

Dear WSW,

I know you're burning the candle at both ends, so try to stay sane and healthy ok. A care package is on it's way. And stop being so hard on yourself.

Miss B